Blood Bag Tee (in Blue)
Super limited edition screen printed shirt on 50/50 cotton/polyester fabric, with tear away labels. Designed and printed in Portland, ME.
We’ve got rivers in these ole’ blood bags of ours.
Printed by hand. Colors may vary slightly.
Super limited edition screen printed shirt on 50/50 cotton/polyester fabric, with tear away labels. Designed and printed in Portland, ME.
We’ve got rivers in these ole’ blood bags of ours.
Printed by hand. Colors may vary slightly.
Blood Bag Tee (in Red)
Super limited edition screen printed shirt on 100% cotton fabric, with tear away labels. Designed and printed in Portland, ME.
We’re fluids in motion!
Printed by hand. Colors may vary slightly.
Super limited edition screen printed shirt on 100% cotton fabric, with tear away labels. Designed and printed in Portland, ME.
We’re fluids in motion!
Printed by hand. Colors may vary slightly.
Viscosity Magnet 5 Pack
Distract your guests from your child’s embarassingly bad drawings on the fridge with these beautiful fractal turd magnets.
Each pack includes five high quality die-cut reproductions from my viscosity monotype series printed on 30mil exterior grade magnetized rubber and finished with a matte UV coating. Each piece varies in size, the largest is 6” x 5”.
Distract your guests from your child’s embarassingly bad drawings on the fridge with these beautiful fractal turd magnets.
Each pack includes five high quality die-cut reproductions from my viscosity monotype series printed on 30mil exterior grade magnetized rubber and finished with a matte UV coating. Each piece varies in size, the largest is 6” x 5”.
Spiral Magnet
Looking for an escape from the pain of your existence? Me too. Slap this behemoth on any magnetic surface and open portals to exciting new worlds. This is the biggest magnet you’ll ever want to buy, at a whopping 8” x 8”. A bit cumbersome, isn’t?
Includes one high quality die-cut reproduction from my viscosity monotype series printed on 30mil exterior grade magnetized rubber and finished with a matte UV coating.
Looking for an escape from the pain of your existence? Me too. Slap this behemoth on any magnetic surface and open portals to exciting new worlds. This is the biggest magnet you’ll ever want to buy, at a whopping 8” x 8”. A bit cumbersome, isn’t?
Includes one high quality die-cut reproduction from my viscosity monotype series printed on 30mil exterior grade magnetized rubber and finished with a matte UV coating.
Viscosity Monotypes - Black & White
Original viscosity monotypes! Handmade using ink , an old standing book press and the magical laws of physics. Printed on archival hardboard, sealed with lacquer and mounted with thin neodymium magnets for a frame free display (framing these looks great however).
Use the drop down menu below to select the object you’d like to purchase that corresponds with the unique number featured in each image to the left.
Original viscosity monotypes! Handmade using ink , an old standing book press and the magical laws of physics. Printed on archival hardboard, sealed with lacquer and mounted with thin neodymium magnets for a frame free display (framing these looks great however).
Use the drop down menu below to select the object you’d like to purchase that corresponds with the unique number featured in each image to the left.
Shop Info
General
I am completely independent, all of this, every single aspect, is carried out exclusively by me--so do not expect the same expedience as one might from mega e-commerce sites. That said, I care deeply about what I do, and do my best to make sure things arrive in a timely and safe manner. As of 2021, the shop feature of my site is new and (as with all new things) there will likely be bugs and flaws to iron out. If you have feedback, questions or comments please contact me anytime. You’ll be chatting with me, not an assistant, not a customer service representative, not an algorithm--regular ole’ me. I return kindness, understanding and patience with the same.
I am completely independent, all of this, every single aspect, is carried out exclusively by me--so do not expect the same expedience as one might from mega e-commerce sites. That said, I care deeply about what I do, and do my best to make sure things arrive in a timely and safe manner. As of 2021, the shop feature of my site is new and (as with all new things) there will likely be bugs and flaws to iron out. If you have feedback, questions or comments please contact me anytime. You’ll be chatting with me, not an assistant, not a customer service representative, not an algorithm--regular ole’ me. I return kindness, understanding and patience with the same.
Shipping
I ship orders as they are recevied. It typically takes me 3-4 days to process orders and drop them by the post office. You will recieve tracking information once your items have been shipped. All shipping is done through USPS priority.
Returns & Exchanges
Unfortunately, I am not currently accepting returns or exchanges. Please be sure, when ordering shirts or other apparel that you have carefully considered your preferred sizing. I print with standard, readily accessible and popular shirt and clothing brands--so sizing should be what you are used to. If you’ve made a mistake on your order, reach out to me immediately and we will get it straightened out (so long as it has not already shipped). Once the order has shipped, it is yours to keep.
Commissions & Collaborations
If you’re a private or commerical friend interested in custom artwork or projects, please contact me anytime. I welcome all project inquries. The door is always open!
I ship orders as they are recevied. It typically takes me 3-4 days to process orders and drop them by the post office. You will recieve tracking information once your items have been shipped. All shipping is done through USPS priority.
Returns & Exchanges
Unfortunately, I am not currently accepting returns or exchanges. Please be sure, when ordering shirts or other apparel that you have carefully considered your preferred sizing. I print with standard, readily accessible and popular shirt and clothing brands--so sizing should be what you are used to. If you’ve made a mistake on your order, reach out to me immediately and we will get it straightened out (so long as it has not already shipped). Once the order has shipped, it is yours to keep.
Commissions & Collaborations
If you’re a private or commerical friend interested in custom artwork or projects, please contact me anytime. I welcome all project inquries. The door is always open!